Big dyke! Huge dyke. A real rug muncher. Looked like a big lesbian mule. Secretary Cleary: Once Sack and Claire tie the knot, two of the great American families, the Clearys and the Lodges, will finally unite. John Beckwith: And then of course you can challenge the Klingons for interstellar domination. Jeremy Grey: Have you even shot one of these things before? John Beckwith: The whole 17 years we've known each other I've been sneaking off to go on little hunting trips around the world. No, I don't even know what the fuck a quail is!
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Jeremy Grey : I didn't get a lot of sleep last night. John Beckwith : Soft mattress? Jeremy Grey : Yeah, it could have been the soft mattress.
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John Beckwith : You know how they say we only use 10 percent of our brains? I think we only use 10 percent of our hearts. Jeremy Grey : I didn't get a lot of sleep last night. John Beckwith : Soft mattress?